Chips and dips

A university / college alternative for ciggrates and booze

Where can i get some chips and dips in this area , fam?

by FRJHC May 5, 2018

Leaky Chainsaw

Painfully massive build-up of gas and diarrhea, suddenly with malice aforethought, let loose in a long, sputtering geyser of liquid poo fully emptying your bowels as loudly as the sound of a run-away chainsaw. This will coat anything/anybody in a 3 foot radius with hot, nasty, viscous ass fluid.

As my cheatin' ass girlfriend was tryin' to win my heart back by givin' me a Rusty Trombone, I gave her a lesson in pay-back by introducing her to a Leaky Chainsaw she'll never forget!

by KingTigerKommander April 5, 2009

Swedish Chainsaw

When an EMO girl dresser her vagina in razorblades and therefore cuts of the penis when it is inserted.

"Dude, the chick did a swedish chainsaw to me last night!" "Cool story bro"

by lessmills September 25, 2013

Texas Chainsaw

A sex position in a two man one woman threesome where the woman (preferably easy to lift and handle) holds herself up with her hands in a doggy style position and has her legs lifted up under one of the men from behind. The woman is sucking the other guy’s dick but because she’s getting pounded so hard and fast, she continuously chokes on the guys dick, replicating someone revving up a chainsaw.

Ron: Jeremy and I just did the Texas chainsaw on this chick we found in the bar.

Jeremy: Yeah, it was amazing. She was on the verge of tears but she loved every bit of it.

by MackZee July 21, 2018

lords chips

Did he not tell you they were the lords chips....

The Lords Chips are holy in the way of a ninja masturbating in a corner but in Japanese shrine. Also may refer to a man who has grieved over the loss of his beloved left testicle.

by Peter's Dick Pencil December 1, 2016

Skimpy on the chips

A phrase meaning uncool, retarded,or lame. Created when choco chip ice cream had hardly any chips in it. Used when something is annoying you or someone is getting on your case.

"Dude, you're gettin' all skimpy on the chips on me." or "That's skimpy on the chips."

by Seany Fizz July 15, 2006

Chainsaw Wound

Another description for the female genitalia due to frequent intercourse, or cake mashing. Closely related with mud flaps and pussy lips.

Alexis, what the crap is wrong with your pussy? Looks like a chainsaw wound...

by Snaggletooth McClap August 31, 2006