Capron is a piece of shit town in northern Illinois. It is filled with run down houses and Mexicans. The people here are farmers or wanna be rednecks too. If you live in capron you are frowned upon. Nobody says they are from capron with pride as the nearby town of poplar grove will make you feel like shit because they have more than 0.000034 businesses in their town
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