can\’t

An oddly weird fucking annoying way kids spell shit with an apostrophe.

Hey, I can\’t eat your toes tonight, sorry babe.

by BigLigmaJunk November 14, 2018

Tommy Cans

Tommy cans is the man for when you’re skagging balls at 6 am sipping your last warm can, dying for the offy’s to open but can’t wait that long. Give him a call and he’ll be at your doorstep in 10 mins with a 24 pack of prasky. He never fails to deliever with a smile. He truly is a walking god

‘Aw man this is my last can’
‘Don’t worry man, Tommy cans is on the way’

by Spaoibh September 28, 2021

restaurant can

The effect that working at a restaurant has on on a woman's ass. Over time as the woman indulges in more and more free food, her ass increases in size on the same curve. Also known as restaurant ass.

That waitress must have been working here at least 6 months with a restaurant can like that.

by chrisemc October 25, 2017

cans and bottles

Another way to call someone trash

Yo LeBron James was straight cans and bottles last night.

by No u 69 April 30, 2018

chicken in a can

A colloquial euphemism for a cock in the ass.

My gay uncle likes chicken in a can!

by Badger poker March 04, 2019

canned laughter

Any fake laugh track inserted into video in post-production in an attempt to liven things up or add the impression of a live, studio audience.

Person 1: "Did you see that new reality show they started airing? It's just... bad."
Person 2: "I agree. It's all just canned laughter and sex jokes."

by carterUD November 20, 2021

tool can

A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.

a. That person was a complete tool can.

b. Yeah, we should call them tool can tan.

by d758595c January 30, 2010