Canada's History

Doing a hooker bareback on a moose with syrup on it while galloping towards the Stanley Cup

Last night, I tried Canada's History. It was exhilarating.

by Richard Dick Swett February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so vile that it cannot be mentioned on television; it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Dude he just did Canada's History history with her!

by The brothers 270 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

The darkest, foulest, nastiest thing someone can do to another human being, in a sexual manner. Usually associated with the phrase, "Not even once."

Jim:"Hey man I finally laid down some Canada's history on my girl yesterday"

Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"

Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."

by Jamilla Bullsemen February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The original Canada's History was the title of the show put on for Idi Amin's Grandfather's State visit to Canada, featuring The Aristocrats, Our Gang, Fatty Arbuckle, and a moose.

!@#$^% Canada's History *&%#@$#$%!!??!!!

by cl8^P February 8, 2010

canada's history

the sexual acting of shitting into a "mother-to-be's" pussy and fucking her until your shitty cock skull fucks the unborn baby...

"Did you hear how jill had an abortion?"
"no, how?"
"She let Nick give her a 'Canada's History'"

by NDGambella February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.

Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.

by HiStephenCMC February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.

Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.

This girl was so indecent that she even performed Canada's History with him.

by xythadar February 4, 2010