Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

by Dr. E.D. April 4, 2022

Tommy Cans

Tommy cans is the man for when you’re skagging balls at 6 am sipping your last warm can, dying for the offy’s to open but can’t wait that long. Give him a call and he’ll be at your doorstep in 10 mins with a 24 pack of prasky. He never fails to deliever with a smile. He truly is a walking god

‘Aw man this is my last can’
‘Don’t worry man, Tommy cans is on the way’

by Spaoibh September 28, 2021

Can of strings

Like a can of worms but with strings instead... because, how long's a string (how long is a piece of string)?

"Dictionary" Definition: A complex, troublesome situation arising when a decision or action produces considerable subsequent problems, each of which is of an unknown, infinite or variable size or complexity.

Declaring Scott the leader of the cannibals, opened up a can of strings with the other senior members.

by wizeAss April 10, 2015

Can rambling

Term used to describe the new form of pub crawl during lockdown amidst the covid19 pandemic. Off licence to off licence or bottle o to bottle o.

"Hey, what you up to tonight?". "Im going can rambling"

by Chef_conehead May 16, 2020

Trash can

A dustbin. Used for storage trash/garbage before disposal. Someone that is bad. Is also synonymous with KeiroTheGinge and Daithi.

I need to throw that garbage in the trash can.
That person is such a Daithi.
How can someone be such a Keiro.

by Shroudey November 12, 2020

tool can

A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.

a. That person was a complete tool can.

b. Yeah, we should call them tool can tan.

by d758595c January 30, 2010

cans and bottles

Another way to call someone trash

Yo LeBron James was straight cans and bottles last night.

by No u 69 May 31, 2018