Chocolate Waterfall

When you cream pie in someone’s ass and they immediately shit themselves, causing both shit and cum to waterfall out.

Guy1: did you eat chocolate in my bed again?

Guy2: No, I did a chocolate waterfall on my girl last night and didn’t wanna fuck to my mattress.

Guy1: what the fuck

by Vixen Vixen Emer July 6, 2019

Chocolate River

1: Willy Wonka's magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the Wonka Factory.

2: Your Rectum

1: (Augustus) "HMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!"

2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"

by Kris Ryan September 30, 2008

chocolate gut

The heavy constipant fealing you get in your bowls after eating to much chocolate.

"I pigged out at Easter and now I have a bad case of chocolate gut"

by Its Me Lenny March 21, 2008

Chocolate smasher

A white girl that has low self esteem that goes for black guys in need for a relationship

Joe you see that white girl over there , which one billy the one in red with all the black guys, yes the one in the red joe that's called a chocolate smasher.

by Jerm the Jerm February 25, 2017

chocolate yanking

Jerking off with your own shit as lubricant.

My hand always stinks after chocolate yanking.

by hcky2379 February 10, 2015

Charlie Chocolate

The Charlie Chocolate is when the Man Cakes his dick in Chocolate Ice Magic And proceeds to penetrate the anus with the now well-coated dick. once it's set hard he then feeds it to his partner saying "I am Charlie Chocolate FEAST ON MY CHARLIE CHOC TOP"

"Beth forgot to Wipe her ass last night so I couldn't help myself from giving her a nice hot Charlie Chocolate"

by Krackers and Koolaid April 29, 2021

chocolate bullshit

-noun

1. a lie or exaggeration which seeks to make an undesirable object or situation seem more appealing than it actually is by using overly positive language and information.

I don't know, Mike, it sounds like some chocolate bullshit to me. Going to the ballet with you and your girlfriend doesn't sound like it'll be the most fun I've had since our Reagan's Dead! party.

by The Real Sweet T December 4, 2009