brown phone 

Slang term for the urge to expell one's bowels.

"I'm getting a customer service call on the brown phone."

brown phone by JC Andrews May 27, 2005

brown-box 

An employer's passive method for saying, "Thanks, but no thanks," when an employee gives two-weeks notice. The employee will walk in one morning to a file box on his or her desk. The box will be used by the employee to pack his or belongings before being escorted out of the building.

I gave the firm my two-weeks notice on Wednesday when I found a better job, and had every intention of working the full notice, but by Friday they had decided just to brown-box me.

brown-box by Eener3000 April 27, 2010

Brown Bulb 

Getting a brown bulb means getting a really shitty idea.

A- "Man let's get pizza from the place on the corner."
B- "Ahh brown bulb dude, that place gave Woody the runs!"

Brown Bulb by puppagandthefuriousfive April 30, 2010

Brownexed

Brownexed is a word commonly used in Mid-Western American subculture to refer to someone's opinion being absolutely steamrolled and proven wrong a.k.a getting figuratively shitted on.

It probably originates from the color of shit itself, with reference to the shit overtaking the opinion at hand; this draws similarity to the phrase 'whitewashed'. It is essentially a form of ownage.

Dude 1: "I think if I recycle I can make a difference in the world."

Dude 2: "You douchebag, good luck convincing all of China to do the same, not to mention the rest of the world. Think before you speak."

Dude 1: "Wow...I just got totally brownexed...this is awkward"

Dude 2: "I think I fancy you..."

Brownexed by Dr. Torn Face October 3, 2010

Brown Bagel 

Referring to someones anus or brown eye.

When I brought that woman from the bar last night she asked me if I wanted to lick her Brown Bagel, and I said Shit yeah!.

Brown Bagel by Surge1221 March 26, 2011

Brown Marksman 

When a shit stain is left on the toilet and every time you go for a piss you aim to wash it off

Hey Jimmy, I just managed to clear that shit stain off the bowl, I am a true Brown Marksman!!

Brown Marksman by kendoomus March 27, 2012

brown weed 

Nasty brown cheap weed that smells like dirt or hay. Usually smoked by people with very poor connections and limited funds.

"Hey look here comes Ed lookin for his dollar bag of brown weed again. Sell him some of that dirt over there. He'll never know."

brown weed by Dank Darryl September 12, 2013