loaf of bread

The stench given off by a burp by a man who has a yeast infection in his mouth from eating out a babe

Zore burped and gave out a loaf of bread because he oral lloydenthed that broad named Destiny without using a condom in Ft. Myers.

by queer trier March 29, 2009

banana bread

When a man puts his penis (banana) between someone's "buns" (butt) for the purposes of outercourse or anal sex.

"I told my wife that I was simply at the neighbor's to bake some banana bread, but I think she's on to me."

by shimmythejimmy April 15, 2020

trevor's bread

Trevor's bread is a definition of a huge load of pubic hair mixed in with home made bread and mayo to pleasure one's self

Dude I went over to Zach's house yesterday and he was using trevor's bread

by fwefeef November 20, 2015

Gnat Bread

Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread

First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020

Bread Loaf

To give a girl head and call it a day.

How was your date with Stacy?

It was a lot of fun. We had dinner and then I bread loafed her and called it a night.

by Robthedog24 September 20, 2020

shit bread

The bread you buy from CVS

Man, I tried to make a sandwich, but all I had was shit bread.

by shitbreadmaster February 23, 2012

fruit bread

A fruit bread is a sex position men use when their having a threesome.

Hey Johnny, Come Join Joe and Will and we can make sandwich. We can use a fruit bread.

by willygpoptart April 05, 2018