Bantercard

A metaphorical device used to educate someone on what is good and bad banter. A person is "awarded" a certain number of bantercards, and their aim is to keep as many as possible for as long as possible. Bantercards are taken away when a person produces inappropriate, poorly timed or just downright strange banter, and awarded in the cases where people are made to laugh and generally enjoy the input given.
When the bantercard count reaches zero, a forefeit to be decided as a collective by the members of the group should be decided upon and administered, unless a bantercard is re-awarded between the removeal of the final bantercard and the initiation of the forefeit.

Person 1: "That's what she said!"

Person 2: "That isn't funny in the slightest. I shall remove a bantercard for that - how many are you on now?

Person 1: "4 I think."

by R3G1C1D3 April 26, 2011

Baanthata

A typical 'ladies man' or a person who all young guys could possibly look up to. A very 'chilled' and mature teenager. Has what they (young people) call swagg, style etc. Also know as BanT, BaanT, Bantiti

Hannah: "hey hun, did you see how that baanthata looks tonight?"
Lucy: "yes! I did, wow!!".

Or

Jess: "wish all other boys were this Chilled"
Mel: "like Bant right? I know!"

by Jess_322 August 26, 2012

'banter train'

A group of 2 or more people (often, but not necessarily, LADS) embarking on a common journey to no place in particular, united by the sole aim of having a laugh.

Lad 1: Man, today is a slow news day.
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?

*Enter Lad 3*

Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!

by Arbie H November 27, 2013

bantercool

Somebody who has superb banter and is really, really cool.

Darwin: "Like, OMG Alice, have you seen that guy over there? He's so bantercool!!"

Alice: " I know right, he's super cool and full of banter."

Attenborough: "I agree guys, he is definitely, what I would biologically describe as being, bantercool."
(If David Attenborough and Charles Darwin think you have evolved to be one of the rare specimens of Bantercool then you are amazing and all known as Alice worldwide, especially those residing in Romford, will from this day forward refer to you a bantercool.)

by biogeog2013 December 29, 2014

Banter Patrol

A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.

Shit man the banter patrol is here!

by mexican May 27, 2015

bantarctic

A place well known for its banterific qualities, no matter who is there; this is usually due to a certain banterlicious event that has happened/will happen in that particular locale. Tends to (more colloquially) be used as a rebuttal for any sentence ending in 'cool'.

James: Man, this place is so cool.
Ozzy: That's funny, because remember that time Chris got stuck in a freezer here?
Joe: Yep, right here in the bantarctic!

by Bantman June 14, 2015

Banter

Daniel is a cunt.

I think banter.

by maxiboy11 May 6, 2016