Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds

1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."

2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."

3."To not give a fuck."

"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"

"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."

"Huh?"

by Bueriahn September 5, 2012

Blunderlust

A continuum of statements, actions and/or decisions meant to cover a mistake or error, resulting in deeper trouble requiring more obfuscation and deceit.

"she flubs every new question, then studies the flubbed questions, later gives an answer to those old questions, and continues to flub the new questions as if consumed by blunderlust."

(I have been trying to clarify this word in my own mind, knowing what I meant, but not being able to put my finger on it. It's history is rooted deeply within the term, actions and results of our 43rd President of the United States of America.
Clarity came when reading this comment from outtheinside.
http://current.com/people/outtheinside )

by lotus_65 January 17, 2009

Blundo

A term used in a moment of silence or an act of randomness.

Teacher: Please finish this worksheet silently.
Joe: Blundo!
Class: Odd look, or laughter

Or...

When your bored say "Blundo".

by Mr.LondMan 1000 February 26, 2011

Gamer Bond

A pair or group of people, who are instantly friends through playing videogames

Dude, i just had a gamer bond with some people on Playstation Network,(or Xbox Live)

by Gabalaba November 18, 2009

james bond a horse

A meme used when one is in confusion or lack of thought. The phrase 'james bond a horse' is inserted into a sentance in which a person could not have thought of any other words to finish it/replace it. Originally started on GameFAQs Modern Warfare 2 Boards by the user Oscar_Mike.

(1) person 1: aw man that guy totally ruined it!
person 2: yeah, he completely....james bond a horse

(2) person 1: can someone tell me how do defeat the final boss?
person 2: you have to get the ancient weapon and then james bond a horse

by Markwick99 February 4, 2010

Allie Bond

A sex position named after the girl who created it. It involves two girls and one boy. the two girls perform 69 on each other while the guy has anal sex with one of them then the other.

person 1: "What sex position do you want to do tonight?"
person 2: "How about the Allie Bond?"

by catwoman12345678 August 9, 2012

emotional bondage

When a loved one has you so attached that they trap you physically and more importantly emotionally... yes, it’s sometimes kinky.

Hannah has Spencer so obsessed it’s like he’s being held by emotional bondage.

by WordsOfCreation October 9, 2018