The Blowjob Queen

This is the term of a friend, that everyone has, that gets down on her knees way too much for her own health. AT first looking for love in the wrong places, she now just has fun doing it. Although, you probably don't understand why. But why does it matter? She gets you beer by getting down and suckin off a hard one and she has house parties and thats all you need, so keep on blowing blowjob queen.

1. Yo my friend Jenn Jean is a blowjob queen!
2. Matt:"Jenn Jean the blowjob queen!"
jenn: "SHUT UP!"
Matt:"sorry my bad, jenn jean the fucking machine."

by DG4TBQ June 16, 2009

blowjob lisp

A Homosexual speech impedimentlisp. A way to recognize a Homosexual by there flaming lisp.

That man has a blowjob lisp he must be a homosexual.

by Purple Mushroom December 21, 2006

California Blowjob

The act of opening ones urethra and blowing inside.

It ended with her giving me a california blowjob.

by Lube Guyballer February 27, 2010

Blowjob ring

When a ring is developed around a persons mouth from "blowing" a male with a large penis.

Yo look at Kevin's girl she has a blowjob ring on her mouth!

by Swaggy Puppy January 30, 2012

Baltimore Blowjob

The same as a Pittsburg Puffer only in Baltimore.
The act of being farted on while doing anal

G;Welcome to Baltimore
M:Where can I get a Baltimore Blowjob
G:Well I have to fart so stick `er there!
M:Mmmmm just like home in Pittsburg

by Rhenthalin May 26, 2007

mexican blowjob

When a mexican girl blows you and when you take your dick out of her mouth it's stained red from the hot cheeto dust resin built up in her mouth after years of eating that nasty shit.

ehh fool after esther gave me that mexican blowjob, my dick was red for like a week fool. I tried to get it off with my grandmas avocado puree recipe that has been passed through my family for ages. But even that couldn't get the red off.

by makethatbootyclapnigga December 6, 2012

Almost Blowjob

When you're sure that you're about to get a blowjob, but then events out of your control cockblock you.

"Dawg, i almost got a blowjob last night"
"What?"
"Yeah, this girl was for sure going to give me a blowjob, but then her boyfriend called her. He was waiting outside to pick her up. I got an almost blowjob."

by TimBayBe December 13, 2009