Tongue Blanket

A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket

"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)

by PickledDik February 14, 2022

Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.

That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.

by GlibJester July 28, 2018

bum blanket

The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.

My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.

by Seatthell November 24, 2024

not anymore there’s a blanket

Aftermath of: “The sun is a deadly laser”

Friend 1: “The sun is a deadly laser”
Friend 2: “Not anymore there’s a blanket!”

by Dukboii123(dickrider) September 30, 2023

Wet Blanket

Someone who always ruins the fun; killjoy; never lets you do anything exciting or entertaining.

"Aw, come on, see the movie with us. Don't be a wet blanket!"

by anonymous May 28, 2022

biting blankets

When you hit it so hard she bite the blankets to stay calm

I looked over at her face and she was biting blankets dude...

by Yuhyuhbruhbruhyuh May 10, 2018

Blanket hickey

The lines one gets from laying on a low thread-count blanket for too long. Can also be found upon waking up. Often sighted on the legs, arms, or chest.

After our picnic, we lay on the blanket for hours. Upon getting up, we were both covered in blanket hickeys.

by Ophelia Buns April 22, 2011