bent like a wet noodle

This phrase means to think some one is crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant.
In other words--FUCK OFF.

Let me drive.
Bitch, you got me bent like a wet noodle!!

by Buttermilk April 6, 2005

Bent son in hedges

An alternative way of requesting a well known cigarette brand from a shopkeeper.

'Can I have a pack of bent son in hedges please?'

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008

bent

adj. upset, miffed

I'm bent that my ex did that to me.

by fizzle March 24, 2004

Bent

Someone who is Gay.

You bent wanker.

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

fray bentarse

This is a name for a homosexual guy, its is a abbreviation of fray bentos pies like on the tv ad!! only it is spelt 'fray bentarse'

Hello fray bentarse!? How are you done any fart knocking, treacle dick.

by Tony August 11, 2004

benten

"the condition in which the hormones associated with puberty never fully develop."

"the doctor diagnosed the 40 year old virgin with 'Benten' syndrome."

by Fiona Withersum June 21, 2008

Bent

When a friend of yours is acting strange, bonkers, kind of creepy, and/or agressive. This state will sometimes last for a long period of time, but for the most part he/she will soon snap out of it and return to their normal behavior.

"Hey, did you hear what Jonny did?"

"No, what did he do?"

"Well, he went to Mike's house with a machete and threatened to kill his whole family if he didn't pay back his 5 dollars!"

"Wow, all that over 5 dollars? Sounds like he's being pretty bent right now!"

"Yeah, I'll say!"

by Ed Too Big Jones April 12, 2010