Batman vagina

A vagina owned by a whore or extremely old woman that sounds like rapid clapping when said vagina owner runs from danger. Also if said owner of a batman vagina ever fell out of a plane or off a tall building she could reach into her pants grab the vaginal lips and stretch them out like bat wings and glide to safety like a flying squirrel or the vagina's name sake...... BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy shit man my Grandma was saved by her Batman vagina when that helicopter crashed she just jumped out and glided to safety.

by BigmanSimons March 8, 2010

Battle Metal

1. Another term given to folk metal

2. An Album by the great folk metal band turisas

1. I loves me some Battle Metal

2. Me:I was listening to the Scandinavian Folk Metal band turisas yesterday

Friend: Really? which Album?

Me: Battle Metal, it's fucking epic

by Too many other names on UD January 24, 2009

Batman symbol

1. the best answer to jeopardy

The answer is Batman symbol

by mickey94 December 16, 2008

old batalac

grumpy old lady

That OLD BATALAC yells at me every time I walk by her house.

by fideuce May 14, 2014

Battle of Alberta

The Battle of Alberta is the one-sided rivalry between the cities of Edmonton, Alberta and Calgary, Alberta. It is most famous for the battles between the NHLs Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames, and to a lesser extent the Edmonton Eskimos and Calgary Stampeders.

Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.

Edmonton is easily the better city as well.

Edmonton always has the last laugh in the Battle of Alberta, but Calgary would kill Edmonton if it were the "Battle of the Greasiest Mullets", or the "Battle of Ugliest Chicks"...

Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?

A: The bucket.

by OkeyDokey March 25, 2006

Battle-tit

A popular two-player game, similar to "battleship," that requires no equipment except a shirt worn. The object of battle-tit is to poke out both nipples of the opposing player. The game is played through respective turns. Every turn, a player attempts to poke the nipple of the opposing player. The opposing player must keep still, and then announce whether the active player has poked them in the nipple or not, saying "hit" or "miss". The first player to "hit" both nipples is declared the winner.

"Hey Grace, I'm bored. Wanna play some battle-tit?"
"Sorry Henry, but the first rule of battle-tit states that girls cannot play."

by HaleStorm!! November 20, 2009

meme battle

An arguement where the two or more parties use memes to make their points. You can use memes you find on the internet but you cant ise your own memes for a meme battle. Obviously because if you use your own memes you can just keep making new ones to respond to everything with, and the battle will never end. You loose a meme battle if you fail to be able to respond or if your opponent is owning you with better memes than yours. Enjoy meme battling!

He was disqualified from the meme battle for using his own gay memes.

by BigBaddyBrown November 14, 2014