Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.

Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone

by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024

Batman

Bruce Wayne

Batman is Bruce Wayne

by Mister Hyena August 5, 2018

Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022

Batman

Batman one of the best superhero’s his superpower is that he’s rich and that he has a fine ass

Wow look at Batman he’s Rich and DAMN look at that ass

by Batman’s ass March 6, 2022

Batmaning

The act of fucking around doing harm than good.

He is batmaning withe me and that is not acceptable

by Bodigad March 31, 2024

Batman

Angus Ross is batman

hey angus ross is defeninlty not batman *wink wink emoji*

by notBobin November 15, 2023

We Be Batman

A way to say you and your friend are way cooler than everyone else within earshot.

Random person: "Who do you think you are?"
You and your friend in sync: "We be Batman."

by S0m3whatS1mpl3 January 22, 2019