Honey Badger

A honey badger is an ex husband or ex wife that you go back too happily and care for more then just a boy/girlfriend.

I'm so glad I'm back with my Honey Badger

by HoneyBadgeDontCare August 17, 2019

Badger

The king of Ryan’s

Did you see the Badger last night in Ryan’s?

by Screwcap69 November 23, 2021

Honey Badgering

When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.

Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.

by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014

Badger

A black and white carnivores nocturnal animal, that is part of the weasel family. It also enjoys sexual activity with young female/male badgers.

Look a badger

by Beast653465 October 7, 2019

Badger Basher

A person whose sole mission in life seems to be tearing down UW-Madison, mostly because they weren’t admitted.

“Every time someone mentions Madison, John—the Badger Basher who wanted to attend but was rejected—delusionally insists that Whitewater is superior.”

by anonymous January 2, 2025

The Road-kill Badger

A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.

One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.

Last night me and my girl spent all night doing the Road-kill Badger

by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018

Badger

Bloke who proudly lowers to questionable standards with women after midnight m, tending to find himself with moles, toads and rats (like Wind in the Willows).

Badger doesn’t have standards after midnight

by Morty Pigdog October 29, 2021