August 5

August 5th is the worldwide “send money to your friends day”

They will expect money from you

Person 1: I need money
Person 2: just ask your friends, it’s August 5

by Shit it is the cool guy August 4, 2019

August 13

The great mushroom war from adventure time that caused the destruction of half the earth and the majority of human life.

Quinn: “Hey, did you know on August 13 it’s the great mushroom war?”
Alex: “the one from adventure time? Yeah.”

by QuinnDearest_ August 9, 2021

August 3rd

The day axel sucks your dick day

Alex : Bro axel its august 3rd!
Axel: Lemme suck that dick boy

by Joanxef August 3, 2021

august 28

the day that all the best people are born. also national popeyes day

person1: how come Shania Twain is so awesome and successful

person2: she was born on august 28th

by shiannelove2008 November 24, 2020

August 1

the day you're gonna feel single, cause thats national gf day which means everybody is gonna be posting their gf's and you're gonna be sitting there in your room looking at everybody's stories crying.

calender: august 1st

everybody: posts their gf
you: cry because you're single

by funnyluv:-) August 1, 2022

August 26th

August 26th is the day where everything changes. Things are coming, get ready, mind your surroundings. Make it out Alive.

“Hey dude, August 26th is coming soon.”

“No…. No it can’t be”

“What are you talking about?”

“NO. RUN.”

by oovantoovan August 21, 2022

august 13

arleths birthday 😜😜😜

arleth : why didn’t you tell me happy birthday 🙄
them: sorry it’s august 13 right

by c00chie destroyer November 17, 2020