If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

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Get the If it was in your ass you would know where it was.mug.

<.7.9.7.6.> Now You Know Thing Are Possible<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

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Get the <.7.9.7.6.> Now You Know Thing Are Possible<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

i know you know we know

If the world is ending youll come over r?

I know you know we know weren't meant for each and its fine

by Unknown,just because. September 12, 2020

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Get the i know you know we knowmug.

You know, like Cook

When you’re about to have intercourse but change your mind mid way through and the other person is completely cool about it because they understand the concept of consent

- We were about to do it but I changed my mind and they were ok with it; you know, like Cook

-From skins?
-Yeah, him

by YourStepSister April 2, 2020

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