CEO of USPS. Make an incomprehensible amount of money. USPS is by far the worst postal service in the world.
Did you see Thomas Lewis house? It’s like a square mile long! I heard he makes 700 MILLION DOLLARS EVERY SECOND!!!
by ZachariahSaliva September 8, 2020
Get the thomas lewismug. 
Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about about weed or anything that contains THC.
by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014
Get the Jared Thomasmug. Likes to flick off the pads straight to square leg. Spends up to 20 hours a day in the nets. Has an older brother. Is a cricket fanatic. Loves people with the last name Boyne. Likes the Indian Cricket Team.
by HazfordaPM April 5, 2018
Get the thomas hoffmanmug. Best small town in northern Kentucky right next to Newport and Dayton that's known for that Big Ass 100+ year old Stone Water Tower oh and the 2nd biggest night club fire in the US that killed over 150 people it also has a clock tower in the middle of town
Guy 1: you know about fort thomas right?
Guy 2: yea its a small town with a kick ass Water Tower that for some reason everybody thinks its a sniper tower also known for its Great Schools with terrible teachers very little crime oh and that murdered where they found a girl's body but not her head oh and that execution where they took the guy from the county jail drug him up all the way on Memorial then proceeded to Hang Em where the towns local marathon is.
Guy 1: why the hell do you know all of that?
Guy 2: yea its a small town with a kick ass Water Tower that for some reason everybody thinks its a sniper tower also known for its Great Schools with terrible teachers very little crime oh and that murdered where they found a girl's body but not her head oh and that execution where they took the guy from the county jail drug him up all the way on Memorial then proceeded to Hang Em where the towns local marathon is.
Guy 1: why the hell do you know all of that?
by ThatfakedRussiankid May 19, 2021
Get the Fort thomasmug. by Dunno who?? June 10, 2013
Get the Thomas Roydhousemug. "Yoo did that girl from Thomas Tallis give yu uck den like she said"
"Ye it was maud look ima yung buck only yr8"
"Rahhh what yr she in?!"
" my yr looool"
"Mad unoooo"
"Ye it was maud look ima yung buck only yr8"
"Rahhh what yr she in?!"
" my yr looool"
"Mad unoooo"
by Thomas Tallis March 21, 2017
Get the Thomas tallismug.