Kyle

Kyle is a douche that drinks Monster, is an ass, and only respects other Kyles

Kyle: fucc u dad
Dad: U little shit, get out of the bush
Kyle:*crying* I never get to do anything

by VomitGod June 18, 2019

Kyle

A simpatron and uwu boy 123

This means that Kyle's does simping for a living

by Lucozade gel June 29, 2020

kyle

kyle is just so fucking cute, if he truly loves you he will do ANYTHING for you, he's so sweet and gives the best hugs. when you first see him he looks quite intimidating but when you get to know him he's just like a big teddy bear that u just wanna cuddle tf out of. he's such a good person and seeing him upset will break your heart. everyone needs a kyle in their life <3

"man, kyle sends me good morning snaps every morning"

"omg same he's so cute :')"

by frankiexoxo May 8, 2020

Kyle

A dick rider he probably copy’s everything everyone does and hangs around with all the Hispanics and blacks and wears du-rags to try to fit in.Dont forget the monster energy drinks and AirPods.

Kyle is a bitch.

by BigOlDoinksInAlbin September 2, 2019

Kyle

A man with a small penis

Who will also probably date your best friend after making that friend tell you he doesn't like you

I accidentally walked into the boys locker room and half of them are kyles

I hate you kyle and no you cannot copy my homework you douchenozle

by Mmmm monkey April 10, 2020

Kyle

A lazy son of a bitch that leaves his english essays to the last minute

All the kyles in the class are failing and they deserve it

by slipperysock December 9, 2019

Kyle

very sweet person. the typical “punches dry wall and drinks monster.”

kyles like to be around their friends, that’s where they act the most themselves. loves to prove their stronger. will protect their family and loved ones, but also will give zero fucks about anything.

kyle: *takes sip of monster*

friend: dude those are so bad for you

kyle: *has a collection of monster cans in his room* bro, i’ll put you through that drywall over there

by SaltDragon69 November 5, 2019