ball jobs

When a mans balls are sucked instead of his shaft, over and over. Often results in a severe case of blue balls.

That bitch has only given me ball jobs and left me hanging!

by the big sack June 16, 2009

Whack job

A crazy person

Jana was taking selfies at the top of "Jungle Jim". She is a certified whack job!

by Jimbo bob June 25, 2018

ho job

when a really skanky girl sucks on your dick, to the point where you cant claim the prestige of getting a real job "blow job" you have to say it was a ho job

When Tina sucked my dick, i felt awesome, then i realized i was the third dick that night, it was only a ho job

by Superhomo11 September 2, 2009

Grundle Job

A sex act consisting of the achievement of orgasm due wholly or partially to the stimulation of the grundle.

A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.

After 15 hours of persistant effort, Eric's Grundle Job finally resulted in a blood, sweat, and semen fiesta.

by BBizzleBarr July 16, 2008

foster job

The act of forcing your secret lover to occupy the small space under the bed of the Fosterer, with nothing but a trash can top for a pillow, while the Fosterer makes fun of Jews as another unrelated delinquent steals money from the victim.

Dude, the camp counselor gave me a hardcore Foster job and ridiculed Justin for being a Jew while Petrini stole all my cash!

by The_Emu August 2, 2017

Fuck job

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.

Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?

by cincycats51 May 14, 2014

Rodent Job

A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.

guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"

guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"

guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"

by An Outstanding Citizen February 2, 2010