Human Shtencipede

3 or more mates are on a night out. All rectum-penetrate each other facing the same way in a centipede-chain except for one - we’ll call him “The Dyson”. The Dyson kneels in front of the centipede chain and fellates the first mate, sucking man juice from the mate at the back of the chain all the way through to the wang of the mate at the front.

Mate 1: “Hey boys, who’s up for a Human Shtencipede”
Mate 2: “Fuck yeah, shotgun The Dyson!”

by TheBoscats August 6, 2018

whale of a human

guess who this is

whale of a human

by ozzytoe October 12, 2018

Human Cocktipede

A saying made by Youtuber Coldraven's Nest.
Like a Human Centipede, but instead of anus to mouth to anus to mouth, it is penis to mouth penis to anus.

"Yeah and then this cop held us at gunpoint and we all indulged in a Human Cocktipede."

"What the fuck."

by The Granite Guzzler May 31, 2021

Human-Counterfeit:

A person who tries to give the impression of greatness or highlight their strong social and moral standers within the community or public eye, but in reality when looked at deeply have skeletons in their closet that would make the most despicable seem to have saint hood status, Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Did you catch that Politician on the TV last night singing their song of greatness, what a Human-Counterfeit?

Human-counterfeit: The preacher man invited me to attend his church down the street to save my soul. What the heck, this dude talk’s smack about everyone in the community if they don’t attend his church. What a Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Hay dude did you think we would ever live in a society with so many Human-Counterfeit.

by Justden May 11, 2019

human fridge

that guy who always has food around

Dude, are you a human fridge? It's like you always have beef jerky around.

by Qul Broe July 17, 2016

Human Infomercial

A person used to fill a life programming gap until better programming comes along.

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sally used John as a human infomercial as someone to dump all her problems and thoughts on until she found a new boyfriend, and then forgot John existed.

by Martin Stevens March 21, 2008

Human Grasscity

Someone that knows alot about smoking weed and shares their knowledge to other smokers.

Buzz: we always learn something new with andrew
Andy: yeah he is like a human grasscity.

by DJ TMONEY15 January 19, 2011