Frumpy Salad

1) A salad that is unpleasant looking in appearance and lacks taste. The lettuce leafs are wilted like an old womans breasts and resemble more of a brown color than green. The leafs are soggy and are hard to chew. Not fresh and crisp. The toppings normally are not fresh either and lacking in taste. The tomatoes are normally soft and squishy and the croutons are hard as rocks. The dressing normally is extra runny with no flavor.

2) Used to describe a salad from a restaurant Amanda chose for us to eat at in OCEAN CITY MARYLAND.

Hey Amanda, I sure hope the crab cakes are going to taste better than this "FRUMPY SALAD" they just served us.

by CITYBOY MADMAX July 23, 2017

Tomatoed a Salad

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.

Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 4, 2018

salad dump

When one ingests large amounts of salad, shits it into their bed/resting place, and sleeps in it.

Hey, Dana, I had a bad day. I might be in for a salad dump tonight

by Wetsandwxch February 15, 2019

Swamp Salad

When you eat somebody's ass after a hot and sweaty day

After a long and sweaty day, I love nothing more than to receive a swamp salad.

by Dusk32 March 12, 2019

hooker salad

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.

Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?

by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019

Bean salad

Performing fellatio on a group of men belonging to multiple ethnicities and or nationalities.

Her jaw was sore after having so much bean salad.

by DeWang October 9, 2019

salad cat

Salad cat Someone whom uses lettuce or other salad material to intimately fondle ones nether regions.

Jerry: I hope you don’t use that lettuce for what I’m thinking.
Adam: Fuck off, I’m not a Salad cat like you!

by BayofBengal January 8, 2018