The act of forcing your secret lover to occupy the small space under the bed of the Fosterer, with nothing but a trash can top for a pillow, while the Fosterer makes fun of Jews as another unrelated delinquent steals money from the victim.
Dude, the camp counselor gave me a hardcore Foster job and ridiculed Justin for being a Jew while Petrini stole all my cash!
by The_Emu August 2, 2017
Get the foster job mug.The act of foreplay in which an individual strips an article of clothing off another individual and repeatedly sucks on the article of clothing in order to stimulate endorphins or arouse one's self.
My significant other and I decided to be kinky and gave each other Clothes Jobs and sucked on each others clothes for hours
by liquiditachi July 24, 2009
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A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.
A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.
After 15 hours of persistant effort, Eric's Grundle Job finally resulted in a blood, sweat, and semen fiesta.
by BBizzleBarr July 16, 2008
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When Tina sucked my dick, i felt awesome, then i realized i was the third dick that night, it was only a ho job
by Superhomo11 September 2, 2009
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Get the Whack job mug.Yet another wonderful form of getting off without actually stickin your basilisk in her chamber of secrets. Most Lobe Jobs are performed on very scene bitches, and now guys! who have progressed from being just "emo" to "br00tal"
You stick yer dick in their fashionably worthless stretched ear lobe. Don't forget to lube that lobe, and for fun, jazz your finished product in their ear.
You stick yer dick in their fashionably worthless stretched ear lobe. Don't forget to lube that lobe, and for fun, jazz your finished product in their ear.
Jordan: dude... you know chelsea grin?
Me: yeah.. that retarded scene bitch?
Jordan: haha right... well last night i gave her a lobe job she'll never forget
Me: NICE! put that scene bitch in her place!
Me: yeah.. that retarded scene bitch?
Jordan: haha right... well last night i gave her a lobe job she'll never forget
Me: NICE! put that scene bitch in her place!
by umbels February 8, 2010
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