by citychild November 15, 2007
Get the Double Greenzmug. When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".
Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.
by mossyrock September 3, 2014
Get the double hippopotamusmug. The act of retracting the foreskin (foreskin required) and removing with one's finger the white residue underneath the hood of glans and smearing on the upper lip of a sleeping peer.
"I fed Joe some double cabbage last night, he definatly got his 5 a day."
"It smells like Stilton in here, it must be the double cabbage"
"It smells like Stilton in here, it must be the double cabbage"
by The cumander general January 1, 2013
Get the Double cabbagemug. After a long night of drinking, when you need to puke and shit at the same time, you bring the trash can between your legs while on the toilet and squeeze as hard as you can. This act can be seen as pinching a raw sausage in the middle and pushing the meat out of the casing from both ends. If severely hungover, this is the best case scenario to efficiently exhume all remnants from the night before. Male side effects from this maneuver usually cause awkward boners.
by whiskyshits April 6, 2014
Get the double undermug. Grabbing the shaft with one hand while placing the other hand above thus stroking the head as well, continuously. Special care must be taken during this procedure to ensure satisfaction and safety. Wear eye protection for stray streams. A tingling sensation may occur afterwards.
by Aamiye March 27, 2017
Get the Double Grippingmug. When you're about to get double teamed and then the people decided no
"If you're about to get double teamed and the they decided no, were you double teased?"-Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)
"If you're about to get double teamed and the they decided no, were you double teased?"-Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)
Janet: "Yeah last night I was about to get double teamed and then they said no and for me to get out."
Jennifer: "So you got double teased! Loser"
Janet: "f*ck off"
Jennifer: "So you got double teased! Loser"
Janet: "f*ck off"
by not_the_true_king_of_sarcasm February 27, 2021
Get the Double teasemug. I saved up a bunch of vape weed. I sat around for 30 minutes picking out the greenest buds. Lets douple vape it.
I find double vaping as desperate as you can be to get high
I find double vaping as desperate as you can be to get high
by scheeer October 13, 2009
Get the double vapingmug.