Zombie Snack

A young person who is incapable of being quiet for any amount of time.

In reference to the fact that a person who is constantly talking would be easy for zombies to find and devour in a zombie apocalypse.

I went to see a movie last night, but the zombie snacks behind me ruined it.

"Shut up you zombie snack, I'm trying to read!"

The school teacher developed quite the drinking habit, trying to cope with all of the zombie snacks in her classroom.

by ceros October 26, 2014

Zombie Shot

When you are jacking off near your partner and are about to cum. You angle your load and nut in her face. Attempt to get it on her eyes, and mouth. When she wakes up she will make zombie noises.

Austin:Bro! Did you hear what Eric did to his chick?
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!

Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.

by Dirty Top March 29, 2021

choco-zombie

the act of sticking the testicals into an anus and lying the penis on the back of the opposing partner.

jim wants suzie to try choco-zombie to spice up their sex life.

by arron the kid reyes December 30, 2011

Zombie Drunk

The level of drunkenness when you are so obliterated that your brain stops functioning completely and your physical body does what it wants without thought.

" I was so Zombie Drunk last night, that I think I made out with my manager in the bathroom. "

by drunkenmeatball December 10, 2013

Gay Zombie

When you chain up an old man that’s near death, and than proceed to have gay anal sex with him until he demise; once he is dead you than put a straw into his anal cavity and proceed to drink the sperm out of his anus, once this is complete you than put the straw into his nose and drink his mucus

Man 1: yeah dude i went the retirement home and nabbed an old guy hand pulled a Gay Zombie

Man 2: I’m calling the cops

by DontTakeMyFuckingNameCunt February 4, 2020

Zombie cum

Green cum that dispenses from a zombies penis.

guy 1- "he dude what the fuck is that"
guy 2- "What are you a dumbass? Thats obviously zombie cum"

by Janna Junn November 20, 2010

zombie vibrator

A vibrator that still works even though it is long dead and over used.

Wow, Trisha really pulled some McGiver shit with her Papa Smurf Vibrator. How does someone so dumb rewire electronic toys so well?

by Mr. Pickles January 12, 2005