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zombie bone disease 

All old people eventually get zombie bone disease

Zombie Rocks 

An alternate name for "Bath salts" (as in the drug). Coined after the rush of "zombie attacks" in the news attributed the drug.
Zombie rocks, they'll make you eat face.
Zombie Rocks by Dr. Killinger December 11, 2012

Zombie-boxing 

Playing the jukebox at a bar while extremely intoxicated, often resulting in swaying back and forth with a blank expression on their face.
"That lady is so fucked up. Look at her, shes up there zombie-boxing. She has no idea what she's doing!.
Zombie-boxing by HighPants January 15, 2013

Zombie Groupie 

Late to the party fangirls who develop a crush on dead musicians.
Jennifer just discovered Kurt Cobain and has been dreaming of their wedding ever since. She's convinced that Courtney Love killed him and he would have been better off with her cause she understand him better than anyone else. She's fullblown Zombie Groupie if I ever saw one

Zombie Drunk 

The level of drunkenness when you are so obliterated that your brain stops functioning completely and your physical body does what it wants without thought.
" I was so Zombie Drunk last night, that I think I made out with my manager in the bathroom. "
Zombie Drunk by drunkenmeatball December 10, 2013

Zombie Mouth 

Noun
1. The result of a mouth that has been utterly destroyed by some sort of massive trauma. 2. Bloody mouth 3. A mouth in which has been punched, kicked or struck with an instrument resulting in a bloody mouth, loss of teeth and busted lips. The teeth are usually broken out of the mouth leaving behind fragments and the teeth that are fully gone leave behind black oilly holes in their place. The lips appear to be blasted sometimes split to the point of needing stictched up. When you think of a zombie's mouth, like that of the popular AMC show "Walking Dead".

Verb
Getting hit in the mouth so hard teeth are violently extracted with a pool of blood.
This dude at the bar was talking shit so I gave him Zombie Mouth.

A kid at school today slipped on some ice and bashed her face, when she lifted up her head you can see her Zombie Mouth.

When my children don't get straight A's on their report card I give them a Zombie Mouth
Zombie Mouth by Bran Turbulance December 10, 2013