Wizard

YOUR A FRICKEN WIZARD LARRY!

Your such a wizard

by D4RKCL0UD907 November 12, 2019

Scum Wizard

A person who is skilled in the arts of Assholeism

Tom's bitch is such a Scum Wizard

by Eugene Vanderbelt February 5, 2003

wizard hat

When you poop so much that a mound appears in the bowl, and it looks like a brown wizard hat.

I blasted so much that I made a wizard hat.

by Zorroslade May 6, 2008

Rave Wizard

A master of the art of having it right off

did you see the state of gupta last night ? he's a real rave wizard

by sithenation November 5, 2006

angry wizard

A phrase that can be used as an excuse if you really don't have a legitimate excuse.

Person 1: But why did your car break down just before you got here?

Person 2: Well, there was this angry wizard...

by Renfest Geek February 28, 2009

wizard

A term that can be used when you can't say the N-Word. It is used best in discribing the ones that go to clubs and stand at the side of the dance floor, casting their spells on innocent little white girls. Then when the time is right they pounce on them similar to a beartrap.

Note: There is a basketball team the Washington Wizards.

Yo man look at those hot sluts dancing over there.

Ah shit those wizards just used their sorcerey on them.

by GQGUY November 16, 2006

Wizard Beard

When a man has sex with a woman from behind and right before he is about to ejaculate, he pulls out a picture of a beardless wizard and places it on her back, then ejaculates on the picture so that his semen appears to be the wizard’s beard.

Guy 1: My new girlfriend is really into D&D and fantasy shit, what can I do to impress her in the bedroom?
Guy 2: Have you tried giving her a wizard beard?

by Iced Cooly February 22, 2020