Shank

From Shit + Wank, to masturbate whilst taking a shit.

I want a wank but I really need to take a shit and there isn't time for both! I know, I'll have a Shank!

by Mvfekker January 1, 2014

shank

an english term roadmen use for someone getting 'stabbed'-

Shut up fam i'll shank you.

by wenshi November 12, 2020

Beef Shanks

Enlarged Female Genitalia. Long or hanging Labia. Loose hanging vag meat.

When Jen stood around in her undies she looked like a dude thanks to the beef shanks.

So Bill....I hear you need a few boards to shore up the Beef Shanks before you go down on her

by ThatsMrJerk2you October 30, 2009

Shank

A person's leg. Usually the part of the knee or ankle

This guy scraped his shank!

by judemudrik121 November 6, 2019

UD Shank

UD Shank(Urban Dictionary Shank)

When all the uptight editors at Urban Dictionary refuse to accept your new definition, therefor taking a blow at your self esteem. Sometimes used as an excuse.

Girlfriend: Ohmigod! All the definitions of my name are super bad on Urban Dictionary! You said you were going to make a new one!

Boyfriend: Oh yeah.. about that, I uhmm, got the UD Shank, or I totally would've changed it.

Girlfriend: Oh.. It's okay baby. Let's go makeout for your efforts.

Boyfriend: Score. Thanks uptight editors!

by LLama is my middle name June 26, 2010

National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend

you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021

Get shanked

Dylan's slang for describing someone being stabbed.

Did you hear moaad's gonna get shanked

by Shankfumaster April 9, 2021