[Waleed]

A very racist person from Pakistan, with poor motor skills. Mostly hates Indians and Jews. Tends to cover up his odors with spray can scents from his 7/11.

Indian: Hey Waleed
Waleed:Shut up, and stay away from Pakistan!
jew: Hey Waleed
Waleed: Shut up you jew and get out of Gaza!

by Definition guru January 20, 2009

wake up

good ass song by three days grace...

just listen to the song

by Vonny January 14, 2005

A Chinese Wake-up call

when you let a breezy suck you off then take a shit and throw it at her face.

mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call

by sleeves November 27, 2007

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

by Policegurl October 24, 2010

wake believe

A state in which a guy or two under there may awake into a world of fakedom; more or less going from real thoughts to un-real thoughts; a loss of friendship; a hatred of life.

When i came into wake believe, I was startled to find an ex-friend of mine blowing smoke in my face.

by Meanstatter October 5, 2006

wake up roberto

To wake up your male partner by way of fellatio. In other words, the best way to start his day.

The phrase comes from the Alec Baldwin movie "State and Main" but for no known reason.

girl: "My boyfriend lost his job yesterday, so today I decided to wake up roberto."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007

wakey ho hos

you wake up early in the morning and for some uncontrollable reason you immediately break out in delirious laughter. similar to the sleepy ha has.

(upon awaking...) hahahhahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You have the wakey ho hos!

by gramu March 31, 2009