Tree Wrangling

commonly practiced by two to three retards. Tree wrangling is where you found a small tree about 5-8 inches and climb that bitch and bend it over like a crack whore behind a dumpster. You can then stand on it and jump on in like you're curb stomping a coon. Tree wrangling is commonly practiced in Arkansaw Wisconsin.

Me to Nick: look at those two retards tree wrangling.

Nick: sure takes some boredom to do that wack ass shit. Anyway when are we gonna stuff an mortar in that giant bullfrog I ran over with my Dora bike?

by ee normousee rection May 5, 2020

Double wristing

The act of wearing two dee shiznit watches one on each wrist👊👊

Imma double wristing cuz I’m dee shiznit 2x”

by Rb85 May 1, 2022

Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize they a wranglin people.

Glitch is a retard wrangling bozo.

by jazzwolf May 16, 2022

Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize that they are a retard wrangler, and is completely oblivious to that fact, or accepts and ignores it.

That guy said he wants his team wants to be top fifty, but he’s just a retard wrangling bozo.

by jazzwolf May 16, 2022

Welsh whistling wiener

A welsh sex drinking game where a penis’s urethra is stopped with a cork and then the man climaxes thus causing the cork to shoot out at its’ terminal velocity creating a whistle sound as it passes by the cuck in the cuck chair.

Reginald: Did you get that handjob from that monkey?
Johnathan: No we got wasted and we did the Welsh whistling wiener

by Mikeydimes February 18, 2026

Meat Whistling

When you blow air across the tip of a penis like you’re trying to play a flute.

My girl was "Meat Whistling" me, I don't know why she even tried that.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

trash can wrangling

When the trash guy just tosses your can on the lawn on a windy day and you spend 5 minutes chasing it around.

Hey bill, that friggin trash guy tossed your trash can on the lawn again. Better go wrangle it!
Yep, Time to go trash can wrangling!

by JesusThePotto May 20, 2014