Literally not the cutest person ever. Anyone who says otherwise is automatically saying no other human has ever existed. I know what you're thinking, and no I did not write this to prove a point. This is officially written by the legend-dairy John Decengre III of New Jersey.
To the person reading this (yes this actually has a purpose),
No need for any further explanation, you're officially ruled cuter by the public, judge, and jury. I rest my case. ;)
-Eefin (Walmart Edition)
No need for any further explanation, you're officially ruled cuter by the public, judge, and jury. I rest my case. ;)
-Eefin (Walmart Edition)
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the most passive aggressive person ever. also the worst ever and so mean. also very rich for some random reason
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Get the harnoot walmart mug.Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales
Synonyms dilemma, quagmire
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Get the chanel vs walmart mug.Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
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