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Eefin (Walmart edition)

Literally not the cutest person ever. Anyone who says otherwise is automatically saying no other human has ever existed. I know what you're thinking, and no I did not write this to prove a point. This is officially written by the legend-dairy John Decengre III of New Jersey.
To the person reading this (yes this actually has a purpose),

No need for any further explanation, you're officially ruled cuter by the public, judge, and jury. I rest my case. ;)

-Eefin (Walmart Edition)
by Eefin (Walmart Edition) March 22, 2021
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empty_walmart

Empty_Walmart is my favorite mutual. They are very cool and it has an amazing art style. I love it very much /p Also there name is wallet which is just the coolest name ever
Person 1: Hey! Did you see that empty_walmart posted!

Person two: Heck yeah I did, I love wallet!
by VoidOfDarkness101 September 16, 2021
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harnoot walmart

the most passive aggressive person ever. also the worst ever and so mean. also very rich for some random reason
omg look at harnoot walmart

she’s so weird
by harnoorhateclub November 26, 2021
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The Walmart Paradox

Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales

Synonyms dilemma, quagmire
The Walmart paradox is a stupid solution causing the same problem
by Reefermechanic420 March 1, 2024
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Dirty Walmart

When your platonically stimulating your male close friends genitalia with your oral cavity outside a Walmart on the sidewalk, but a presumably homeless druggy catches you and laughs softly well saying that's kinda weird man, so you proceed to get the fuck out of there.
"Man, I was so embarrassed cuz me and Connor had a dirty Walmart the other day"
by Dirty Little Boy January 22, 2026
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chanel vs walmart

Chanel vs walmart is whenever you see something really awesome and cool, but then you see a cheap copycat version of it
An example of a Chanel vs Walmart

Chanel: Nicki Minaj
Vs
Walmart: Iggy Azalea
by asqwertyuionv4577 November 27, 2016
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Model of Walmart

Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
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