Known for some of the worst drivers and traffic ever known to man, and as a Virginian myself, I can say we get the blame from people with New York licence plates and Florida licence plates. But other then that, there's lots of beautiful scenery. From Richmonds' Cary Town to the god-knows-how-many yacht clubs in Hampton, its a fun place to be!
Also, we do not fornicate with family members and we do not all drink moonshine and shoot the shit out of anybody who steps on our lawns.
Also, we do not fornicate with family members and we do not all drink moonshine and shoot the shit out of anybody who steps on our lawns.
by PaperBeauty May 10, 2023
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Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.
by Hoosier Daddy 574 December 17, 2022
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"Hey Chad, why won't my mom look at you since last night? She is acting weird around you."
" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."
" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"
" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."
" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."
" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"
" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."
by XCloakedSensesX December 29, 2022
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by Hamilbone December 31, 2022
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Guy #1: How come everyone here is obsessed with the past,only listens to top 40 music, dresses and acts like their ethnic stereotype, and and seems like a blend between the north and south?
Guy #2: It's because we're in VA bro. Isn't it, like, the best state ever?
Guy#1: No. What would be cooler is a sense of identity and uniqueness.
Guy #1: How come everyone here is obsessed with the past,only listens to top 40 music, dresses and acts like their ethnic stereotype, and and seems like a blend between the north and south?
Guy #2: It's because we're in VA bro. Isn't it, like, the best state ever?
Guy#1: No. What would be cooler is a sense of identity and uniqueness.
Virginia is like Golden Corral. There's a lot of stuff. Some of it is good, but nothing is anywhere near top notch. Nice landscape, but very bland culture.
by Truthspitter21 January 1, 2023
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Get the Virginia mug.Virginia is a beautiful woman with a pure soul who is very mature for her age. Virginia is loving, caring and definitely one of a kind.
When she sets a goal in life she strives to achieve it. When she’s in love, she’ll become loyal and attached, she’s not clingy. but can be very jealous.
She is beautiful inside and out and anyone would be lucky to have her in their life.
When she sets a goal in life she strives to achieve it. When she’s in love, she’ll become loyal and attached, she’s not clingy. but can be very jealous.
She is beautiful inside and out and anyone would be lucky to have her in their life.
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by anonymouswomaninlove November 22, 2021
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