side tug

A friendly reach around from the side that has been traced back to Nordic times to show respect toward your peers

Niki really liked her co-workers as friends but felt they deserved a little more than a hug to show her full apprection and gratitude for all they do for her. So she decided to gracefully lead them behind the plethora of boxes in the warehouse and side tugged the shit out of them!

by The Hangar Boys February 26, 2019

Tire tugging

The act of masturbating while simultaneously driving a car.

Jim was horny and stuck in traffic so he started tire tugging while the driver in the adjacent lane looked in disgust.

by jimmydeansballsack February 29, 2024

Hate Tug of War

Like the game of tug of war but, involving two men, a woman; with mutual hatred of the woman by the men resulting in a war of not pulling but the quite the opposite

Cody:I hate that girl so much. She is attractive but, so annoying!
Joe:I couldn't agree more.
Cody: Hate Tug of War?
Joe: Yes sir!

by KrazyKastorff March 16, 2011

Tug

A great effort in pulling

Up to when I was 9, without another tug, I’m always trapped inside my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear, which all I can do is love to cry!

by Turo Fernandez October 28, 2020

Tug a Narrow

Coercing a flaccid penis into self-pleasure, not because one is feeling amorous, but they haven't had time. This is common among suburban dads.

The wife and kids ran to Target, so I had to Tug a Narrow. I feel better now.

by Ridge_Land July 16, 2022

tug a thon

When a bunch of dudes pull their penises for hours at a time while watching each others testicles bounce off their wrists.

Hey Lou did you see how many times mikes nuts bounced off his wrist during our tug a thon session. He’s the new tugmaster.

by anonymous March 1, 2025

The tuff tug

The tuff tug is when a chick tugs on your meat so hard it feels as if she is aggressively sanding a stick.

The tuff tug is a aggressive handjob

Bro she gave me a tuff tug now my shit raw and it hurts to touch

by Hey him September 5, 2024