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Slut Trumpet

Much like a slut but proudly declares to everyone she is a slut as loud as possible. Will tell you upfront how much of a whore she is and how many men and or women she has been with as if it's some kind of badge
Guy #1: Eyy man you seen Mary?

Jacob: Hell no man that bitch is a slut trumpet.
by ClapclapWonk June 7, 2019
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trumpet

The annoying-high pitched brass trash
The trumpets failed that note.
by Friesians101 December 13, 2016
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trumpet

the best of the instruments
person 1: I play trumpet man
Person 2: that's so cool bro
by natertatertots69420 November 19, 2021
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Trumpet

Often loud and brash, but sometimes smooth and seductive, a Trumpet is usually the most noticeable instrument in the band. Whether trying to be the lead, or gathering alongside fellow players, a Trumpet is always the first to jump into a jam. Overconfident, easy to hear, and impressive at repeating others’ past riffs, they sometimes suffer from being unable (or otherwise unwilling) to harmonize with others.

Thinking they are *pets* of the conductor (or director, etc.), they are actually more often just pup*pets*, easily manipulated by strings.
“Wow, we were all having an intelligent political conversation until that Trumpet showed up.”

“Three Trumpets walked on the train today and basically played everyone off on the next stop.”

“Did you hear about what happened this morning?”
Unfortunately. Just another Trumpet blasting off in a crowd.”
“Betty White.”
by exbtyler November 22, 2021
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Trumpet

The name given to those supporters of FORMER PRESIDENT Donald Trump. Specifically those who support him because he is red and not based on any real knowledge of the political climate.
Donna: Did you hear that Sam voted for Donald Trump?
Lizzy: Really? He never cared about politics before. He is such a Trumpet.
by RidenBiden2024 September 20, 2021
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trumpet pinky

Being a trumpet player and your right pinky is always sore from the oinky hook behind the valves.
Ouch, I can barely move my finger, I guess this is what I get for playing trumpet, trumpet pinky sucks. This trumpet sure is a brasshole.
by Swagbæ June 18, 2018
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Trumpet

When you try to text the word “truly” but autocorrect screws you over
Guy 1: “I think we have a bright future together
Girl 1: “Yes I trumpet believe we’re soulmates
Guy 1: “bruh”
by Rebencent January 19, 2021
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