Mississippi Trailer hitch

When a woman is on all fours, and a man sticks his finger in her anus making a hook shape. The man then drags her around the room.

Man that chick last night was such a dirty broad that she asked to get Mississippi trailer hitched .

by DirtyMike67 October 19, 2015

Minnesota Trailer Hitch

A blowjob with suction so vicious it would be able to take the chrome off of a trailer hitch, making your dick look like a trailer hitch in Minnesota (which for some reason are all stripped of chrome), dull and lusterless.

"Dude that chick gave me a Minnesota Trailer Hitch last night, I think it may have blown up bloodcells in my dick!"
"Why didn't you say sooner?! I'll grab the ice!"

by TrailerHitched January 23, 2016

polish trailer

When someone is being followed so closely by someone else that if the first person stops suddenly, the follower will bury his head up the first person's ass.

"Bill was sucking up to the boss following him around the office, that if Big Jim had stopped, Bill would have been a Polish Trailer."

"See Jennifer over there? I bet she doesn't know Dave is her Polish Trailer!"

Polish trailersuckup brown noser

by wade886 April 1, 2016

perm trailer

When dudes run a train on a girl and all of them cum in her hair at the same time.

Yo dude you want to run a perm trailer on her.

by DixSlayer6969 January 27, 2017

Transylvania Traintracks

Transylvania Traintracks is another term for laced coffee, or coffee with another substance in it. Coffee that has trace amounts of LSD, Cocaine, or any other drug inside of it would be considered Transylvania Traintracks. The reason it is called Transylvania Traintracks is that the Romanian scientist (Romania is modern-day Transylvania) was killed with laced coffee. The "Traintracks" part is there to remind you that it hits you like a steel train.

I just ran a train on those Transylvania Traintracks and I feel like shit now.

by KKKoolkids November 21, 2017

Canadian Trainride

A human centipede where the people involved say please and thank you

Oh man that Canadian Trainride was the most polite and disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.

by Louda1 October 7, 2018

Semi-Trailer

Noun, Slang- A dark “Possibly” wet hole typically located on females of the Midwest North American region that is used for stuffing “Usually” JUNK into and having high or low hopes of having to haul said hole around until death do them part by thee semi driver. Semi being English for: Part hauler part holler.

Trailer: more commonly referred to as a mobile home or male of a genital length reaching seven or more inches. One who is a member of thee seven up club #7UP.

Sought by winners however, not usually low enough to budge to take a semi-trailer on a date because they’re foul by age Adult.

This is my Semi-Trailer I will use it to attract a male. However, I’ll probably never be seen in public with out a male therefore causing high possibilities of ending the nickname given. If I’ve referred to this as my semi-trailer my boyfriend definitely was not a winner. 317

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019