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Touch base

When the shafts of two male sex organs make contact during a ménage à trois.
He said to me when I first met him in the office kitchen that we should 'touch base sometime'. I told him I would be glad to if his wife obliged.

Haven't you heard? Touching base is the new first base.
by Pádraig Shuibhne May 7, 2021
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the metal touch

Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.
Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa
by John McGummyBear May 7, 2021
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Touch Paul

It’s the term of when a young male play’s with a big boy’s private parts (Vagina, Balls)
Damn I’m so horny

I think we should touch paul.
by DailyZane February 11, 2022
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The Microsoft Touch

A subversion of the Midas touch, where instead of whatever the king, or in this context, company, Touches, Or acquires, turns to shit rather than gold. The term is based on Microsoft's constant acquisitions of companies that almost immediately get liquidated or produce nothing but garbage afterward.

A good example of this is Rareware, a gold standard for games on the Nintendo64, and even earlier for the SNES. Being notorious for producing a large amount of critically acclaimed games. Until Microsoft acquired them in 2002, where they essentially were a dead company afterward.

This same loop can be seen with various companies, platforms, and games bought out by them and other companies. Skype is another perfect example of this.
"I hope the Microsoft Touch doesn't get to Discord, I really don't want it to turn into Sykpe 2"
by HyruleOrphan May 13, 2021
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plane-touched

one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).

(ref. 'touched')
"Some think that Einstein was plane-touched, and thus the reason for his extraordinary talents."
by bender November 19, 2002
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Ribs Touching

When someone is extremely hungry, straving, famished. It could have a connotation of poverty, lack of resources, unable to feed yourself or feed someone properly. It could also mean you haven't ate all day or be used as an exaggerated statement of hunger to imply your more than ready to eat.
My ribs touching... I know your ribs touching... She needs to take better care of her babies her baby ribs always touching...
by SinaiVon June 7, 2023
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touch trade

The process of trading assets, with the intention to trade them back in the future. Most commonly used in Pokémon to help complete a Pokédex.
"The only Pokémon I am missing in my Pokédex is Pikachu."
"I only have one Pikachu but I want to keep it. To help you out, we can touch trade."
by brycekrispies01 January 22, 2023
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