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Oh Touch

1) “Oh shit
2) “No way!”
3) “Bet”
4) “That’s cool
“I’ll be back with the pizza in 10 minutes

“Oh touch
by DreamBar April 1, 2021
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the vinny touch

When everybody you pick up on the waiver wire in fantasy baseball ends up going off . You just cant miss.
Bum: Wtf I picked up Austin Gomber off the waiver wire and he got me -12!

Other guy: I guess u just dont have the vinny touch dude.

Fantasy winner: "Lets gooooo Framber Valdez just had another 10K game what a great pickup."
Bums: "I wish we had the vinny touch like you!"
by ALLIDOISVIN April 27, 2021
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Touch base

When the shafts of two male sex organs make contact during a ménage à trois.
He said to me when I first met him in the office kitchen that we should 'touch base sometime'. I told him I would be glad to if his wife obliged.

Haven't you heard? Touching base is the new first base.
by Pádraig Shuibhne May 7, 2021
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the metal touch

Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.
Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa
by John McGummyBear May 7, 2021
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The Microsoft Touch

A subversion of the Midas touch, where instead of whatever the king, or in this context, company, Touches, Or acquires, turns to shit rather than gold. The term is based on Microsoft's constant acquisitions of companies that almost immediately get liquidated or produce nothing but garbage afterward.

A good example of this is Rareware, a gold standard for games on the Nintendo64, and even earlier for the SNES. Being notorious for producing a large amount of critically acclaimed games. Until Microsoft acquired them in 2002, where they essentially were a dead company afterward.

This same loop can be seen with various companies, platforms, and games bought out by them and other companies. Skype is another perfect example of this.
"I hope the Microsoft Touch doesn't get to Discord, I really don't want it to turn into Sykpe 2"
by HyruleOrphan May 13, 2021
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Shoulder Touch

The “Shoulder Touch” is a flirty action, scientifically proven as Aaron said. You put your hand on a woman’s shoulder and seductively say “Hey”.
“You know about the shoulder touch?”
Of course I do, but uhh tell me anyway.”
“Tomorrow, find that girl, and walk up to her and be like: Hey.”
“You serious Uncle Aaron?”
“I’m telling you man it’s science.”
by zestyfr July 9, 2023
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The Lineman’s Touch

A sexual act when two Lineman touch tips, or dock, in a bucket truck. Then proceed to grab the high voltage power lines to “complete the circuit”.
Dan’s service was beautiful but embarrassing when they said he died from doing The Lineman’s Touch and we had to explain what that is to his parents.
by BFFLINEMAN September 22, 2023
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