A fat person who tries to make it seam like they are ripped and so strong in front of other people. Often they attempt to down on others that are ripped like no ones business and have no body fat by saying "I'm bigger than you I could break your bones" but the truth of the matter is that the fat tool is coated in fat and attempting and failing to disguise it as muscle until they make the fatal mistake of taking off there shirt for the whole world to see that there "muscle" fails at life and is very limited and hiding under a thick layer of fat.
example of a fat tool:
kid: dude how much can you leg press and how many crunches can you do in a minute?
ripped kid: Yeah I can leg press 600lbs and 150 crunches in a minute on a ok day
fat tool: no you can't your too skinny you have no muscle
ripped kid: Dude your a fucking fat tool, thats all fat you loser you suck at life *shows fat tool and kid cut 6 pack* weres your 6 pack fat tool? Oh thats right you don't have one you fat tool all you have is a big fat keg!!!
fat tool: *Crying* I wish I was ripped like ripped kid! *Runs off Crying*
kid: dude how much can you leg press and how many crunches can you do in a minute?
ripped kid: Yeah I can leg press 600lbs and 150 crunches in a minute on a ok day
fat tool: no you can't your too skinny you have no muscle
ripped kid: Dude your a fucking fat tool, thats all fat you loser you suck at life *shows fat tool and kid cut 6 pack* weres your 6 pack fat tool? Oh thats right you don't have one you fat tool all you have is a big fat keg!!!
fat tool: *Crying* I wish I was ripped like ripped kid! *Runs off Crying*
by rower200 May 24, 2009
Get the fat tool mug.by Mission Maker April 13, 2006
Get the douche tool mug.1. One who lack a brain, and/or does not know how to use it properly.
2. One who should be diagnosed with having bipolar disorder. This person will be having a nice civil conversation one minute and the next they will snap and go insane. Everyone around should stay clear of this person because his P's know peeps and my G's know peeps.
2. One who should be diagnosed with having bipolar disorder. This person will be having a nice civil conversation one minute and the next they will snap and go insane. Everyone around should stay clear of this person because his P's know peeps and my G's know peeps.
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by walt3r September 9, 2010
Get the tool mug.Someone who is beyond the concept of moron. Is so mentally challenged that they cannot even be called a "spanner". They are instead called by so many tools that it needs to be encompaased by several tools at once.
by Friedrich February 22, 2003
Get the multi-tool mug.An individual with zero common sense or logic and tries too hard to fit in. He or she could be referred to a pathetic loser or no life individual. Person could also be called the word sanjive.
"Oh look at that person trying to live off others idea. He's a tool."
"See how fake and plagiarized that individual is, he is such a sanjive."
"See how fake and plagiarized that individual is, he is such a sanjive."
by Dave Ramos October 11, 2023
Get the He's a tool mug.The act of shaming someone for working with inexpensive hand tools. Usually done by someone who has poor impluse control and spends thousands of dollars on tool truck tools (ie.. Snap-on). This person has an IQ of less than 100 and cannot do the simplest cost benefit analysis to realize that they are the moron for investing in over priced tools.
Shamer... Yee Yee, them there Harbor Freight wrenches ain't as good my Snap-On ones.
Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.
Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.
by Kram Larry October 28, 2022
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