eareyecat and teodor

THE GREATEST FRIENDS OF ALL TIME THAT WILL BECOME GODS AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE AND ZA LIVING BEINGS

me: EAREYECAT AND TEODOR WILL DESTROY YOU
farty marty: NOOOO
me: PEW

by eareyecat April 11, 2022

Bitch me a new tomorrow

To yell and/or conplain to someone for a period of time that leaves an emotional impact

My mother came in my room to bitch me a new tomorrow when she looked at my grades.

by i_eat_rocks_for_breakfast_ November 29, 2022

Red dead is tomorrow

A symbolic expression to project when the playing of Red Dead Redemption Two will commence

Person 1: "hey, hope on Red Dead"
Person 2: Red dead is tomorrow

by Desklamped June 14, 2023

Too soon before tomorrow

When something bad happens too soon that it’s short enough to not delay until a another day

I’m short tempered, shit can hit the fan too soon before tomorrow.

by U S E R N A M E May 4, 2025

Don't Come To School Tomorrow

What the quiet kid who think's he is the main character tells kids and "attempts" to become a school shooter tomorrow.

Hunter: Don't come to school tomorrow.
John: Oh my god, you're not the fucking main character.

by jeffthebalkan April 12, 2024

Me cago en la raja de todos tus muertos

It's the evolution of me cago en tus muertos and it miens "I shit over your dead parent's ass cracks"
If me cago en tus muertos is really offensive, imagine saying this in a public space... Everyone would kill you
Sometimes it can also be pronounced: me cago'n la raja de tos tus muertos

Person 1: Work you stupid andaluz!
Person 2: Me cago en la raja de todos tus muertos!!! Trabaja tu!!!

by mierdadevacauwu April 13, 2024

that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow

a trash post to send to your friends to annoy them by slowly zooming in to see the image which is the grinch coloured blue smiling into the screen and spamming the full image after.

search on google to see the picture

'sends picture of that repeatedly to annoy his friends captioning, " that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow'

by labanamana November 5, 2024