One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
by QuacksO October 4, 2018
Get the pop-out toastermug. by suffocation_is_lol December 27, 2022
Get the commit toaster bathmug. why the fuck do you have a toaster
by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025
Get the toastermug. A certain type of joint, rolled by one of your best buds, that is made from two joints papers, rolled expertly tight, and toasted with a lighter for minutes before being lit and smoked.
by Dick Tiddy October 22, 2017
Get the super toastermug. When a man engages in anal sex with a woman who has not cleaned there nether area before hand.Which then continues to insert the penis into the vagina without cleaning it.
Person 1:Dude did you hear about John's sloppy toaster with alexa
Person 2:Yeah I did dude,and its totally gross.
Person 2:Yeah I did dude,and its totally gross.
by Cowboy On the Road December 21, 2013
Get the sloppy toastermug. A phrase that represent most Citroens and electric cars.
Generally meaning that a car is mainly a giant cube, with working wheels.
Generally meaning that a car is mainly a giant cube, with working wheels.
by Hexagonistian June 16, 2023
Get the Toaster on wheelsmug. Toastering is when you mess around with you cock then when you are edging stick it in a toaster on full blast and it will burn your cock a little but your will be warm and delicious
Timmy was bored so he he wanted to try Toastering and he thought it felt good so he invited his mom over and she a his cum after and then they got married and had 36 baby together then they tried to have 37 but Timmy’s mom died Timmy was very sad so he was Toastering again and died from his cock exploding. Very sad life 😢😭
by The cum guzzling god April 3, 2024
Get the Toasteringmug.