Captain Polak

A Polish man known for his destructive clumsiness and ridiculous antics.

James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!

by to ten chlopak December 29, 2007

captain egain

A superhero for a new safer millenium.

Captain egain will sort your emails with superspeed and wipe out his evil arch enemy SPAM.

Superpowers include being able to smoke 10 joints at once and rolling a phat one before you can say "roll me a phat one"

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane...

No shit! It's Captain Egain!!!

by Stitch December 5, 2004

captain planet

Earth,fire,wind,water,heart,Go Planet...
This environmentalist cartoon from the 90's that included 5 memebers from all continents.
Fire=black one. Fire=The white American
Wind=Some european girl with accent
Water=Asian girl
Heart=Some latino boy with a monkey.
and of course captain planet= red and white outfit with a planet logo blueish hair and greenish skin.They flew places with a solar powered airplaned.

I used to watch that, althogh never learned a lesson.

by outlast October 18, 2003

captain and coke

An alcoholic fizzy drank

Damn dude.... I'm trashed of this captain and coke.

by Topevol October 8, 2013

Douche Captain

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

by giber1 December 15, 2008

captain crunch

a hero and inspiration to us all. a character commonly seen during acid trips.

captain crunch tried to kill me which is strange cause hes such a kick ass mother

by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004

captain planet

verb: to smoke weed, partake in the act of smoking weed.

chrissy: do you want to captain planet?
carol: well if we want to save the world, we better do it soon.

john: yo dude, i just captain planeted.
adam: sweet man.

by thecaptainandpony January 8, 2009