Snatch Hatch

The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.

Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.

by Jody South November 01, 2023

Cup snatch

When she has thighs thin enough to cup it with a cupped hand

Last night me brian met linda, he cup snatched her

by Cup snatch February 16, 2020

gucci snatch

A snatch of impeccable taste forged by the mighty Zeus himself. With its velvet walls, many consider it to be the finest snatch known to man. One the Merchant of Venice himself would give a pound of flesh for.

"I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to lay my eyes on her Gucci snatch"
"Her Gucci snatch was not of this world. I can still feel the velvet walls on my tip"
"She didn't give me her Gucci snatch willingly"

by Snatch123 July 18, 2017

half-snatched

the snatching of a wig, but without enough snatchedness to take the whole thing right off. half-snatched wigs are usually caused by performances or events that one would describe as "pretty ok" or "sorta good," but lacked the extra bit of skinniness that snatches the entire fastened wig off the wig-wearer's head

skinny #1: yeah, i saw katy perry perform live once.
skinny #2: wow, how was it?
skinny #1: wig was only half-snatched and bitch had me pay $70 a ticket, no wonder her career is as dead as the real avril lavigne.
skinny #2: oh. rip.

by the_real_ninki_minjaj October 13, 2018

wet snatch

when a vagina is used very often by multiple men. The vagina is loose as a goose and can only fit BBC

"yo jason why are you dating that girl with the wet snatch?"

by wetsnatchbogefeen June 05, 2017

Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away

Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

by The Poonsnatched October 26, 2008

fuck snatched

A new phrase or way of saying you got some pussy,had sex,got laid!

"I Got The Fuck Snatched outta Me!"

Hey Dave what happened with you and Lisa after the party?
Well Bro, I got the Fuck Snatched outta me! She was a good lay...

by joker73 May 29, 2017