A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before
by jtsaint June 30, 2011
Get the Chang Shankmug. by licklickbaby May 22, 2024
Get the shankmug. Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.
You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
Steve: "F*CK!"
Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014
Get the Pencil Shankedmug. Shank comes from 2 words joined together, creating a sick fetish type act.
When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.
Could possibly mean they are homosexual.
When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.
Could possibly mean they are homosexual.
Im not just having a wank, Im having a shank!
Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.
Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.
by wrys April 29, 2009
Get the Shankmug. Billy:"I was going to stab you last night, but I met up with a girl"
Jimmy:"How did the girl stop you from stabbing me?"
Billy:"Because i used the knife on the girl, we did some Sexy Shank"
Jimmy:"How did the girl stop you from stabbing me?"
Billy:"Because i used the knife on the girl, we did some Sexy Shank"
by Sexi_mexi18 February 11, 2017
Get the Sexy Shankmug. by TF u mean April 9, 2020
Get the Shankmug. To get FUCKED
by I seriously don't give a fuck August 9, 2018
Get the Shankmug.