Jenny Craiging

A night on the town cruising for heavy women.

We grabbed a bag of Snickers and went Jenny Craiging.

by happyfling September 15, 2011

Craig Wilson

Craig is a gym-going muscle man that lives to surf. He also has a small dick

Craig Wilson's don't surf as a hobby, it's a way of life for them.

by CWilliams96 April 28, 2015

Craig

Craig

Craig

by BigHønky February 23, 2021

Jim Craig Appreciation Day

Jim Craig appreciation day is on February 22nd. Jim Craig is and should be appreciated everyday, but as a society in order to truly appreciate this wonderful man we must have a national day of rest to celebrate him and his other teammates.

Hey are you going to the parade on Jim Craig Appreciation Day?

by Jim Shoes November 3, 2019

Craig

A millipede who sadly passed away on November 1st, 2024. In his time alive, he was sick as hell and super fucking cool. His death was most likely caused by brain injuries from being dropped from severe heights. Rest in peace.

Person: I heard something happened to your pet. What happened?
Me: My millipede Craig died. Im really sad and he was super cool. Rest in peace.

Person: Hey, I heard when Craig was alive he was super fucking cool.
Me: Hell yeah he was...

by TomaterNater November 30, 2024

craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting

by Sexydimma January 21, 2012

Blake craig

Dumb and gay will normally have a relationship with his math teacher

Your a Blake craig

by Babsbabbsbsn August 23, 2018