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Noel salad loaf

A 1950s to 1960s "food" that is mainly cranberry sauce, pineapple juice, avocado, and celery and formed into what us described as a "cranberry loaf", but it sure does sound like you'd look up here, huh?
" dear! Fetch the children! I made a noel salad loaf for dinner that I saw in the paper!"
by MENAUSTISIM December 28, 2024
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crushing a loaf

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.
Steve: oh these guys? They’re the villagers! They love crushing a loaf!
by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025
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Crushing Loaf

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.
"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"
by Social Experiment March 26, 2025
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knuckled the loaf

royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake

origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf

common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf
1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.
by Jabroni Lames October 30, 2025
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Iced loaf

You know when u get a nice loaf iced 😉
Yeo she’s got a mega iced loaf
by Zupa tuscana April 22, 2021
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loaf of ugles

A way to say someone is hideous in a cute way.
"I know he's your boyfriend and all, but he is a loaf of ugles."
by Merpface April 26, 2014
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incompetent loaf

to be an incompetent loaf means to have a serious lack of intelligence or smarts in any sense of the word whilst sitting limply and letting anyone slice, dice, or dip your lack of skills into their bowl of repeated insults...per their own pleasure and satisfaction
I'm am sick of my boss thinking I am an incompetent loaf who can do nothing but simplistic data entry!
by torosgirl February 19, 2009
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