(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains
(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times
(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.
(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times
(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.
(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?
Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.
(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...
Shut the fuck up taint loaf
(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?
Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.
(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...
Shut the fuck up taint loaf
(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?
by B Tsunami June 30, 2019
Loafed means loafed. Ex. Lil flagella is the best SoundCloud rapper he’s the best loaf and will never get loafed.
Get loafed
by Lil flagella November 25, 2018
by lizardboy55 June 09, 2021
Loafed is when a cat does a “loaf” or sits in the shape of a loaf. When you are “loafed” a cat has sat in a loaf shape on you.
by Kitty.io September 19, 2022
Despite common misconceptions, Loaf is one of the greatest human beings you'll find on earth. They're charming, friendly, funny, intelligent and attractive (like your mother). They will always stand by you (unless you call them bread, in which case you're doomed). They'll act annoying but in reality, they're just distracting you and keeping you annoyed at them so you're not annoyed at the world. A true friend and a goddamn beauty to look at. Don't lose a Loaf if you find one, because they're one in a million. Also they're a 10/10
by Amphibaena November 23, 2021
An absolute Melon. A bit gay tbh. For some reason paints her nails black but nothin wrong as a whole. Solid 2/10
by Bamehole November 02, 2020
Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?
by Howboycat December 23, 2017