Toaster

A girl or woman who is hot as hell but but you wouldn't stick your dick in her. (IE crazy or daddy issues)

Dude I heard you were dating Emily. Her ex Kyle said she is def a toaster.

by Gachihyper February 12, 2021

Toaster Strudel

When a male bursts a girl's hyman and then proceeds to ejaculate on the surface of the vagina in a zig zag pattern resembling a Toaster Strudel pastry.
dirty whitedragon poptart cum cherry

"Dude I gave Mary a toaster strudel last night! Too bad it doesn't taste like the pastry.

by Superphunthyme69 September 22, 2016

Toaster Mage

Part toaster, part mage, "magical creature"
doesn't know what he's doing and wreaks havoc on forums and message boards... beware.

mage "uh oh... here comes toaster mage again" Is the definition long enough yet?

by BanderaIVVI January 19, 2005

Toaster

When a thot fucks four brothers in the same fraternity

Kate is at it again, she is toaster bound!

by Odessa702 March 3, 2022

toaster traitor

a person who betrays toasters

jerry, why did you destroy our toaster? you are a toaster traitor!

by crimeraaa July 24, 2022

Toastering

Popping up periodically to check in on friends who are sick or otherwise might be having an especially difficult or momentous day.

Hey o, just toastering. I know today might be difficult. Make sure to hydrate and take care of yourself.

by Curliegurlie February 20, 2025

atomic toaster

When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.

Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night

by WPftw December 25, 2019