Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
by TAAE September 26, 2008
Get the Spider Monkeymug. The act of distracting your partner yelling "SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz all over their face.
by Jimmy Longshot January 14, 2010
Get the Spider Monkeymug. When someone has a mole on their body and it has so many hairs, that slightly curl, growing out of it that it looks like a spider.
Jim: Dude, did you see Bob's spider mole?!
George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him
Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty
George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him
Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty
by wildboy 500 August 28, 2010
Get the Spider Molemug. by IGotOwnedBySpyderNark January 13, 2009
Get the Spider Narkmug. by MJ<3spidertank September 27, 2017
Get the spider tankmug. When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.
"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife
by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020
Get the Spider Peemug. The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.
Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"
by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019
Get the spider-mannedmug.