Mulch Nap

A deep and disorienting nap; refreshing but not permanent like a dirt nap would be.

I took a mulch nap after work and woke up at 8pm thinking that I was late for work the next day.

by DB0380 April 20, 2023

kinky nap

The act of self pleasure or masturbation.

Yo I gotta go take a kinky nap…

by B00bie G1rl December 11, 2022

jack nap

A napkin one uses to clean up with after jacking off.

Dude throw away your nasty "jack nap"

by KennyPayne November 28, 2020

college nap

A daytime nap where the last thing on either parties mind is sleeping.

Rainy days are perfect for a college nap.

by Yetilove November 29, 2020

nap-atizer

When you take a nap on the couch while watching Netflix instead of just getting up and going straight to bed.

Jim took a nap-atizer on the couch while watching Schitt's Creek for an hour before bed.

by MFGJokers November 29, 2020

Fag nap

When your friend is gay as fuck and sleeps in a discord call but he thinks he’s up all the time

Man that kid is about to take a fag nap

by Fag nap November 8, 2020

Pittsburgh Nap

When you rip the Steelers QB helmet off and kick him in the balls.

Myles Garrett gave Mason Rudolph a Pittsburgh Nap when Garrett ripped off Rudolph's helmet and would have kicked him in the balls.

by Simmy28 February 13, 2021