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Mulch Nap

A deep and disorienting nap; refreshing but not permanent like a dirt nap would be.
I took a mulch nap after work and woke up at 8pm thinking that I was late for work the next day.
by DB0380 April 20, 2023
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kinky nap

Yo I gotta go take a kinky nap…
by B00bie G1rl December 11, 2022
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jack nap

A napkin one uses to clean up with after jacking off.
Dude throw away your nasty "jack nap"
by KennyPayne November 28, 2020
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college nap

A daytime nap where the last thing on either parties mind is sleeping.
Rainy days are perfect for a college nap.
by Yetilove November 29, 2020
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nap-atizer

When you take a nap on the couch while watching Netflix instead of just getting up and going straight to bed.
Jim took a nap-atizer on the couch while watching Schitt's Creek for an hour before bed.
by MFGJokers November 29, 2020
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Fag nap

When your friend is gay as fuck and sleeps in a discord call but he thinks he’s up all the time
Man that kid is about to take a fag nap
by Fag nap November 8, 2020
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Pittsburgh Nap

When you rip the Steelers QB helmet off and kick him in the balls.
Myles Garrett gave Mason Rudolph a Pittsburgh Nap when Garrett ripped off Rudolph's helmet and would have kicked him in the balls.
by Simmy28 February 13, 2021
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