Lincoln

Lincoln is the definition of the ideal male specimen. He is quite sexy and built. He has massive muscles and his PB in squat is 70kg (what a beast). But other than that he's a moody gaylord that walks around punching cunt and cant take a hit himself. PUSSYYYYYYY. He is extremely up himself and has a thing for Henri. HE is a PRICK and no one likes him. He reckons hes good at basketball but cant even dunk. Lincoln is a sick cunt but a gay cunt at the same time.

Daniel T - Yea so i was at the gym the other da...
Lincoln - I SQUAT FUCKIN 70 YOU LIL BITCH
Daniel T - oh okay
Lincoln - IM BETTER THAN YOUUUUU

by juliathemangillard June 10, 2019

Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.

The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.

by Lincolns Logs November 9, 2023

Lincoln

A bitch-ass nigga

Damn Lincoln is such a bitch-ass nigga

by EnoxV August 6, 2023

The Fizzy Lincoln

Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.

Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.

“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”

by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024

Lincoln

A racist bigot who has no remorse for any skin color other than his own.

"That guy over there, name is Lincoln, hates black people, you can just tell."

by Bobbyjohn9786 November 20, 2023

lincoln

a person who is someone you can trust and cant. Don't let them know all your secrets. He is active, goofy, funny, attractive, and plenty more. He can be the best person in the world and then not be. You will love him for one second and then not. Lincoln is the BEST and sometimes he's really not. He can be a really good person though. He could make you laugh so much, and he is a really great person. he will be your crush easily. he IS the best person ever. he is kind and loving and many more.

girl 1: damn he's hot
girl 2: ik right, he's probably a Lincoln, but don't fall for him too hard, you never know what a Lincoln could do. but he could also be really great

by 200222222222kkgugc,hgdku;vb hv September 29, 2018

Lincoln

Seems like a sweet nerdy boy... at first but then he turns out to be a horny asshole. He hates girls that lie. Apparently. Likes the library and everything from the waist down. Too much of a pussy to speak to ur face. Does everything over whatsapp and gmail.

Your just as horny as Lincoln. You bitch.

by happymeals March 6, 2019