Hohoholy Crap

When something is too funny/weird/apaulling to comprehend.

"Hohoholy crap what is *THAT*"

by BatShitCrazyCanadian August 3, 2018

Crap Smasher

A person who smashes (fucks) some crap, usually in someone else's ass.

Look at that crap smasher over there. He's nothing but a crap smasher.

by Crap Smasher June 8, 2018

Whatever and crap

When someone is unable to complete their sentence or bring across his point, whatever and crap or whatever and shit is substituted to complete the sentence.

“Like I said before man whatever and crap”
“Downstairs looks dirty whatever and shit”

by Telemachus the shepphard November 15, 2019

Crap on the floor

What dogs do when they want to spite you.

Dogs like to crap on the floor a lot, don't they?

by Bonjourstupid April 17, 2019

Tap and crap

A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap

Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record

by Jayba11s May 1, 2018

crap flooding

A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.

Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.

by winston smith the III March 20, 2017

crap sac

A person who sucks at life and not s absolutely terrible at trials of Osiris in destiny.

Shaxie says to Metro," Hey crap sac get Rez."

by L1g3tKing21 May 3, 2017